Football shirts I'd wish I'd bought/kept

I have a big box of football shirts in the garage. Arsenal shirts, Finnish shirts, some really random ones in between. It's nowhere near the number I've owned - there are several that I've either sold or have gone walkies down the years, probably in Mum's loft.

That doesn't include the huge numbers that I've seen and not bought, where either I've dithered and waited too long, or only really found it after it has been replaced - after being worn in a tournament or seen on one of the retro shirt websites.

Here are five shirts that I wish were in my box, ready to bust out for a Quickly Kevin live show or a trip to that Serie A themed bar that I'll probably never get to. I've not included Arsenal shirts, and some are missing purely because it was never practical in the pre-internet days (Holland 88, Germany 90 etc).

Roma 2014/15 home

A simple, beautiful shirt in iconic colours. When it comes to sponsors, for me (Clive), it's either none or millions. This template was lovely, also seen on that season's Monaco jersey. The only other Roma top that comes close are the early 90s Adidas ones with the Barilla sponsor when they had Aldair and Voller.

Sampdoria 1994/95 home

But in the 90s, when Serie A was the competition in the UK households without a Sky dish (including us), Samp were my side. They turned up at Highbury for a pre-season Makita tournament in their stunning shirt in 1991, fresh from winning the title and the summer before they lost the European Cup final. I also went to the away leg of the Cup Winner's Cup semi-final where Arsenal lost 3-2 but progressed on pens. This kit was the peak, with the laces on the collar and worn by Platt and Gullit. The design still lives on, and even the current Joma jerseys aren't too shabby at all.

Brazil 1998 home

During the 1998 World Cup, I had a few shirts. England, Scotland, France and the Netherlands. One I didn't have was Brazil. While it'll be forever linked to Ronaldo in the final, it was the build-up in that Nike airport ad that set the scene. Not the classic Brazil jersey, but I bloody loved it. Normally a crew neck is a little dull, but this really worked for the time. The identical away jersey in blue and white was also yummy.

Ireland 1988 home

Oooh this was a different one. Mesh? Green? All of a sudden, the Irish side of my family were into football... Perhaps this one is more nostalgic than the others - but I wanted one so much, I'm pretty sure my cousin had one. The Italia 90 shirt was also fine with the boomerang-esque shadow print, but this was the peak. Now I'd just be happy to get an Ireland shirt without a sponsor.

England 1992 third

This was bonkers. England in blue. I do have the Umbro reproduction of the blue 1990 shirt, which was more famous for being in the World In Motion video than it's one wear... This was worn twice and it is insane. I only ever had one in extra large (I'm a medium) but it got eBayed when I bought my first flat and I couldn't afford food. Typical 90s. I'd love one that fits now. Although the 1990 one is the only one I wear during tournaments now, with Wayfarers and a vacant look.

Which kits do you miss from your collection?

Arsenal and Adidas - reunited

Finally! Months, years of speculation has led to this. For the first time since 1994, Arsenal will wear Adidas kits again. The formative years of me supporting the football club, a period of success I thought would never be bettered (amazingly it was). Rocky, Adams, Merson, Limpar, I remember them all.

Arsenal and adidas have agreed a new kit partnership, effective from July 1, 2019 pic.twitter.com/ceZzq0elgs

— Arsenal FC (@Arsenal) October 8, 2018

I liked a lot of the Nike kits, and I really didn't like any of the Puma kits (except perhaps the latest third kit, weirdly). But for me, Clive, Arsenal and Adidas belong. And not just because I think in a previous life I was a Stan Smith trainer or something like that.

In the past, I've written a few things about my fondness for Arsenal in Adidas. I did a blog post about the 1991 tracksuit for the Football Attic https://nelsonscolumnblog.blogspot.com/2018/10/arsenal-and-adidas-reunited.html and also the 1989 away shirt for Kitbliss https://kitbliss.co.nz/features/iconic/arsenal-away-1988-91.html

"Three stripes on a sleeve..."

Under-rated: Arsenal 1990-91

It's a question I've pondered recently. With the countless website and news sources offering lists of the best of, the worst of, the greatest ever etc, does the dramatic and recent mean the disregarded are useless?

The issue came to mind during Sky's pre-match build up for the Arsenal v Liverpool match. Gary Neville pined for the Arsenal team of 1998 as the best he played against. The conversation drifted nearer, with talk of the sides of 2002 and 2004. Was it a rights issue that prohibited talk of pre-1992? Of course Neville and Jamie Carragher were players in the discussed eras. While the 1988-89 team has been preserved in folklore as a result of Anfield and Fever Pitch, has the 1991 title winner been neglected?

Defeated only once in the entire season (in February at Chelsea), unbeaten at home, featuring the division's top scorer (Alan Smith), conceding only 18 goals in 38 league matches. Yet barely recognised?

The main addition to this team was the signing of Swedish midfielder Anders Limpar from Cremonese. Having featured twice at the World Cup that summer, Limpar was at the time an exotic treasure, having played in Serie A and very much an unknown quantity. He announced himself on the English stage with a stunning goal in the Makita pre-season tournament at Wembley against Aston Villa.

Limpar played with a grace rarely seen in an age of English football without any European fixtures. Hugging the left touchline but floating inside, he was very much a taster for the man who performed a similar role for the "Invincibles", Robert Pires. Limpar's career peaked in that season - 11 league goals earned him Sweden's player of the year award as well as an English title medal. He went on to play for Everton (winning an FA Cup) before returning to his homeland. Anders told the Guardian in a 2012 interview that playing for George Graham was like "living in Iraq under Saddam Hussein" and that he didn't even get a handshake when told he wouldn't get a new contract.

The foundation of the miserly defence was the famous back five, including new signing David Seaman in goal. Graham said before the season that while John Lukic had been one of the top six keepers in England, David Seaman was the best. Lee Dixon, Nigel Winterburn, Steve Bould and captain Tony Adams were still in place from the 1989 championship side, but it wasn't all plain sailing...

Adams was convicted of drink-driving in December 1990 after crashing into a wall, but another new signing Andy Linighan stepped up to cover the skipper, who was inside for 57 days of a four-month sentence. It just so happened that the sole league defeat came during this time. He continued drinking until 1996, when a very public admission of alcoholism (and the arrival of Arsene Wenger) became the catalyst to scale even greater heights.

George Graham's side were tough and resilient, no more evident than at Manchester United in October 1990. The game's only goal had been a controversial one, Anders Limpar's effort from an acute angle was judged to have crossed the line - but it was a second half tangle between Limpar, Winterburn and Denis Irwin which led to 22 players getting stuck in so much that even the mild-mannered David Rocastle (RIP) had to be restrained. After the dust settled, Arsenal were deducted two points and United one. A sense of injustice followed, with Graham giving a talk to the team in front of the cameras about a solid mentality.

In a statistic unlikely to be repeated in modern times, only nineteen players featured in league matches, including a substitute appearance for a young Andrew Cole. Another promising forward, Kevin Campbell, emerged as a powerful, hungry striker, with nine league goals in fifteen starts.

To add fuel to the legend, Perry Groves was assigned shirt number 12 on fifteen occasions!

The title was confirmed on a bank holiday Monday, before a home game against Manchester United. Liverpool, the only other challengers, lost 3-1 to Nottingham Forest earlier in the day, giving the Gunners the treat of a guard of honour from the visitors that evening. The match featured a hat-trick for Alan Smith, and a semblance of revenge after the same tie in the League Cup had ended 2-6 to United in November.

The legacy of this team that George built was apparent - that back five (with added Keown) remained at the heart of the club for the best part of a decade afterwards, while the supporters' love affair with Paul Merson continues to this day. Rocastle tragically died in 2000 aged just 33, having left for Leeds for a large fee in 1992. Campbell and Thomas had decent careers after their departures, while Smith's career was ended by injuries.

Perhaps I have a fondness for this side, as they were the first that I got to see with regularity, while my Michael Thomas-signed VHS copy remains somewhere in the house. The red shirt is a classic, slightly less conservative than previous efforts, but Adidas and JVC work perfectly.

I'll forever associate this Arsenal team with Anders Limpar, in the same way other teams would be remembered with greater players (1998, 2002 and 2004 with Vieira, Bergkamp and Henry). Perhaps the last great winners of Division One.

Champions.

My favourite 2015/16 Premier League kits

It's safe to say that I have been well and truly inspired. Having savoured the mammoth opus of the Football Attic (and guests) with "The 50 Greatest Football Shirts Ever", I've had a quick look at the latest offerings from Premier League clubs, to see if there are any potential future challengers. Most of the jerseys are away shirts, I imagine making the most of a bit more scope - most clubs are unlikely to tinker too much with the first choice kits for fear of a backlash.

Those who've read my more recent posts will note that I've not been quite as big a fan as I used to be, for a number of reasons. Despite that, I've still retained my Arsenal sensibilities, so left out some shirts which I do quite like, purely because of the crest on them... So to remain fair, I'll say I do like the collar of the Chelsea home shirt.

Anyway, feel free to comment below - I expect a hearty debate!

West Brom away

When Ant showed me this, I almost feinted. The old-fashioned, embroidered logo. The pinstripes. The V-neck collar. The deep red colour. No sponsor. Absolutely magnificent, with such a heavy 80s leaning that it could quite easily be a retro effort. The basic template is replicated elsewhere, but this is beautifully rendered.

Crystal Palace away

Leaning heavily on an old Admiral effort, nominated by John Devlin in the Greatest Shirts Ever. Another away top, despite the original being a home top. Keeps the now-traditional Palace colours of red and blue in the centre, with a light touch of colour on the sleeves and a half-and-half collar. Unfortunately the finished article has a garish betting company sponsor on, but it's a fine design.

West Ham home

Commemorating the final season at the Boleyn Ground, Umbro have taken the Hammers back to their roots. Simplicity is outstanding in this case, claret with light blue sleeves and a round neck collar with a slight twist. Having the Umbro logo in all lower case works nicely, spoilt only slightly by the additional text on the sleeves. The away kit also returns to the famous light blue with claret band. After last season's excellent Adidas effort, it's two in a row for West Ham.

Arsenal away

My token bias, despite the Puma manufacturer. Gold reminiscent of the 2001/02 jersey, with the twist of the famous contrasting sleeves. The chequered pattern on the body works by not being too crazy, steering just clear of Ronnie Corbett gold territory. The round neck also includes an insert, working nicely with the diamonds. By far Puma's best Arsenal shirt yet.

Southampton away

A risky effort that almost works, but enough to get into my list. The same basic template as the WBA effort above, but going for a sash rather than pinstripes. But I do wonder if Adidas had some sort of bet - this kit, Sunderland's, Swansea's... All green and navy. Maybe they are trying to revive the old Arsenal kit of the eighties? The v-neck collar is definitely a plus, while the sponsor seems to sit nicely in the sash design. I'm a sucker for a sash, it's why I got an Anderlecht top for Christmas last year...

I'm planning on doing a similar blog for my favourite Finnish football shirts over at ETS, watch this space.

Coaching

(This is quite a departure from my previous Nelson's Column posts. It pretty much serves as a diary of my burgeoning coaching career. For obvious reasons, names and locations have been changed/omitted)

I'm now 35 years old. It's been eleven years since a very nasty leg break at work which has never really healed. Despite a few attempts at resurrecting my once promising amateur playing career, it's never really happened... So I decided to enquire about coaching instead. The thought of countless hours talking to people about how to play football - hopefully in the way I never got. Pretty much the sum total of my education was the PE teacher at school saying "run around" then having a go at me for scoring a hat-trick in a game while I was playing left back (we lost 4-3).

Luckily I work for a football club who take pride in their various under-age teams and a chairman who was very supportive of my career aspirations. So I volunteered to help one of the under 9 teams. I turned up on Sunday morning at 10am with my shiny new Copa Mundials and enthusiasm. The two coaches who were there were very welcoming, their passion was obvious. But so was the challenge that they face. Teaching and coaching football isn't the hardest part. It's the people.

Without meaning to sound like a miserable old bastard, kids these days don't have much attention. Trying to get twelve youngsters to listen, pay attention and follow instructions is very difficult. They want to just recreate the players whose shirts they wear. Ronaldo, Hazard, Fabregas, Alexis were all in attendance, along with their flicks and tricks. One kid turned up in Crocs.

So I helped put out the cones, collected stray footballs and gently encouraged teamwork and movement. The sessions focused on changes in speed and direction, reminiscent of the agility test I had to do before I joined my job. Don't remember that level on Pro Evo. The parents who stayed for the 80 minutes were in good humour, not overly competitive other than mutterings of "my boy thinks he's Harry Kane, watch him twat it wide from twenty yards".

I even got involved when one small kickabout needed an extra player. Helping from within the pitch was a big help, I ended up saying a lot of "move, follow the bib, on your toes", like Apollo Creed from Rocky III. On the drive home, I felt satisfied that the touch is still there, not the fitness. The curry and beer I had the night before didn't help.

So unfortunately due to my shifts, I won't be able to make the next session, but will make the one after (before a late turn). I enjoyed it very much, I just hope the kids can put up with me!